Once again demonstrating how supremely capable I am, especially when I have no idea what I’m doing, I give you: John’s birthday cupcakes! The cake part came out of a box, but I made the frosting based on my mother’s recipe. Behold! My mother’s recipe! Well, not really my mother’s,…
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Fifteen-year-old Joey Franks considered himself a communist. “From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs.” That’s what Karl Marx wrote. Joey didn’t know that, of course. He hadn’t actually read any Marx. All he knew was that he didn’t want to live like his dad, shackled…
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Nolan Hendricks III was a rising star. Everyone said so. Born and raised in America’s heartland, he had the good breeding of John Kennedy, the charm of Bill Clinton, and the grass-roots political savvy of Barack Obama. Hendricks raised $300,000 in the first few days of his campaign, mostly from…