I am currently interviewing for a new best friend.


  • Lives within 20 minutes of Clarksburg, MD
  • Likes to hang out
  • Must be a good listener and a worthy conversation partner
  • Likes superhero and zombie movies
  • Enjoys video games (PS4 preferred)
  • Enjoys going to concerts, lectures and cons
  • Possibly in a band
  • Must be thoughtful, smart and funny

I do not discriminate on the basis of age, gender or sexual orientation.

Arrogant, self-absorbed, entitled assholes need not apply.

Interested? Let me know in the comments.